Episode 52: Taylor Haller ‘Somebody That I Used to Know’ (Gotye)
Claire and Tiffany are students at the University of Northern Iowa. Sometimes they say things.
Things we like: Disney movies, Justin Timberlake, cats, coffee, books, irrelevant pop culture references, Beyonce, sleeping, wearing actual clothing on campus versus sweat pants and Uggs (even though we enjoy those, too). See also: Robyn, late night junk food, quoting Garden State, and Hello Kitty.
Cats and Quotations
Things we like: Disney movies, Justin Timberlake, cats, coffee, books, irrelevant pop culture references, Beyonce, sleeping, wearing actual clothing on campus versus sweat pants and Uggs (even though we enjoy those, too). See also: Robyn, late night junk food, quoting Garden State, and Hello Kitty.
Cats and Quotations
“He has a snaggletooth. Usually I’m all for snaggle-teeth.”
— Claire, after a blind date
GUYS,
THE GIRLS IN 111 ARE MOVING.
Tiffany and I are moving back to Davenport because, well, to put it bluntly, Cedar Falls sucks. Don’t get us wrong, there are some lovely people but it’s not enough to keep us here. So, we’re moving to Davenport. Home. Family. Friends. Those things.
Tiffany has already started the transition of working at a coffee shop and I will start back at the book store I worked at previously. We found a three bedroom apartment downtown, that we LOVE. It’s near bars (girl, I turn 21 in less then two weeks. Don’t even), coffee places, cupcake shops, the library, adorable things. So exciting!
Oh, and you saw right; a three bedroom. That’s right folks, we have a third roommate. His name is Jacob and he’s going to be the cutest, funniest, coolest, most adorable temporary addition to our little family.
Things that will be happening:
- Art.
- Wine drinking
- Alcohol drinking, in general. For the last few weeks I’ve been saying that I’m going to be steadily drunk for the next three months. I don’t plan on breaking this promise.
- Cuddles
- Movie nights. So far we have Brendan Fraiser movie night, Jodie Foster movie night, Jason Segel movie night, Amanda Bynes movie night, and Lindsey Lohan movie night
- Crafting
- Reading
- Giggling, gabbing, and bubbles LOL
- Eating mass amount of cakes, cookies, candy, confectionaries
- Alliterations
- Oh, working, school, real life things, blah
So, yeah. There’s that. The life that’s to come. Don’t you worry your pretty little heads, there will be more blogging too. (It’s fun to think that you guys care and that we have more than 500 followers lolololol).
To the girls screaming “YOLO” down our hall:
Tiffany: You only live once. You only die once. Now shut the fuck up or I’m gonna kill you.
Tiffany: “Claire Larson: The Bitch” is what you’ll be known as in my memoir titled, “Claire Larson is a Fucking Cunt, Tattoo it on Her Forehead”. The first line of chapter seven, “Claire Larson was my best friend…”
Tiffany: You’re only a cunt about 6% of the time….the rest of the time you’re actually really nice.
| Tiffany: | I hate you. |
| Claire: | I hate everything about you. |
| In unison, singing: | I...HATE....EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU |
PURCHASED WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OF FINDING OUT ABOUT DATES.
GOT IT.
BEST DAY OF OUR LIVES.
The Evening of The Hunger Games Premier
Notable happenings:
- We both lined our eyes in gold
- I was drunk before the movie started, waiting in line.
- Roughly 20-30 side braids
- “PEETA”
- Tiffany and I photobombed sixteen year olds multiple times
- Tiffany almost threw up due to anxiety throughout the movie
- I am Caesar Flickerman
