We shouldn’t be allowed to decorate cupcakes.
Claire and Tiffany are humans, roommates, and best friends residing in Iowa. Sometimes they say things. Those things are posted here.
Things we like: Cats, coffee, books, irrelevant pop culture references, Beyonce, sleeping, thrift shopping, crafting, baking, and Justin Timberlake. See also: Robyn, late night junk food, quoting Garden State, and yoga.
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Cats and Quotations
Things we like: Cats, coffee, books, irrelevant pop culture references, Beyonce, sleeping, thrift shopping, crafting, baking, and Justin Timberlake. See also: Robyn, late night junk food, quoting Garden State, and yoga.
• Talk to us!
Cats and Quotations
Tiffany and saying goodnight
| Tiffany: | Are you going to sleep? |
| Claire: | Yeah. Don't worry about turning the light off. |
| Tiffany: | Okay. Let me find my headphones. |
| Claire: | Don't worry about noise, it's fine. |
| Tiffany: | Okay. Bye! |
Claire is gone for break. I don't know what to do with my life.
| Tiffany: | Perfect. I am trying on all of your clothes I haven't tried on yet for fun. So...my life. |
| Claire: | Sounds like a great life. Reach for the stars. |
| Tiffany: | Even if you miss you'll land among a sea of clothing. |
| Claire: | And in those clothes, you'll find your dreams have all come true. Cashmere dreams and tulle wishes. Even though I don't own any items made of those fabrics. |
| Tiffany: | If you're a cat, I'm a cat. |
| Claire: | Excellent. |
| Tiffany: | It's like "The Notebook" but better. |
| Claire: | My charger's working today! It's a sign from God! |
| Tiffany: | It IS a sign! God wants you to blog today! |
“I just got the overwhelming urge to cry because THEY’RE THE UNDERDOGS.”
— Claire, emotional over the Clovers winning at the end of Bring It On. Cheerleading is serious business.
Tiffany and changes
| Tiffany: | I think I'm a cat. |
| Claire: | What? |
| Tiffany: | I'm a cat. I can't live here anymore, I have to move out. |
Tiffany and her sixth sense
| Tiffany: | Guess who Scarlett Johanson is dating? |
| Claire: | Hold on, let me think....Joseph Gordon Levitt? |
| Tiffany: | YES! You got my brainwaves! That's the first time it's worked! |
